Friday, January 2, 2015

Awesome creation of GOD ::: Woman

Damn, the nature clearly sidelined men in the process of replication. Their role in producing an offspring is just a few seconds. After those final seconds she pats on his shoulder and says "Good job buddy , thanks for your work, from here onward I will take over.

I totally don't understand this. When I was unmarried I never thought that men are inferior to woman. But nature thinks men are clearly inferior in some aspects. That's why I cant give birth to a baby even though I have stronger abs than my wife (I can do 50 crunches without a break, my wife can do hardly 20) , I could easily push a  baby out, but nature never trusted in men.

So I started to figure out what else woman can do which men cant even dream about. I have the following points so far

Awesome women hood
1) They can bleed for days in each month without a problem. If I cut my finger, my lips, eyes and brains go white.
Women :"Can you bleed without dying ?"
Men : No

2) They can create a baby inside their body
Women : Can you ?
Men: We can't create anything other than feces

3)They can nourish the baby inside their body
Women :Can you?
Men: No , we can't

4) They can push the baby out of their body
Women : Can you?
Men: Not really, but sometimes I had to push to move my bowels

5) They can give nourishment to the newborn with just their body
Women: Can you?
Men : Sorry, this game is unfair

Game over dude, you just lost. You better get into work, and try to help your woman with at least cooking or cleaning.